19
Apr
4th of July 1953: Diane Two
The Perfidious Polly performs!
1 min read
Base Story
The basic story of The Spartan Housewives of NoVa, excluding Bonus Content and various news and promos
18
Apr
4th of July 1953: Betty One
The 4th of July party is finished and I feel finished as well. How am I supposed to celebrate my country when my country is giving me such terrible material to work with! No wonder the State Department is filled with Communists. NOBODY CAN FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS.
6 min read
17
Apr
Dr. Levi Levi's Memoirs Part 3
“Ladies,” I said, “now that you are all here, would you like to come to my self-improvement seminar at Deep Creek Lake?”
8 min read
16
Apr
4th of July 1953 Invitation
Content Warning
N/A
Esquire and Mrs. Robert [One]
request the pleasure of your company
at our
Independence Day Poolside
1 min read
15
Apr
Dr. Levi Levi's Memoirs Part 2
I shall now proceed with my first impressions and relationship with each Housewife.
6 min read
06
Mar
Mardi Gras 1953 Invitation
Invitation to Betty One's Mardi Gras 1953 Party
1 min read
24
Feb
Excerpt from OK Boomer Episode 9
Content Warning
In-universe religious discrimination
The puppets BOOMER1 and NUKE2 arrive at a set of a bustling western town. BOOMER
1 min read
23
Feb
Moving In: Martha Twelve
Letter from Twelve to his British pen pal nicknamed Yorkie, dated February 10, 1953. Twelve had been exchanging letters with Yorkie ever since his junior high school did a pen pal program during the Blitz. The identity of Yorkie is still unknown.
3 min read
22
Feb
Moving In: Mary Eleven
Report from Eleven to their handler at the Ministry of Internal Affair (To be reorganized into the KGB in March 1954).
2 min read
21
Feb
Moving In: Shirley Ten
From Ten’s journal, dated February 9, 1953. It wrote its journal using this robot speak as a reaction to the horrific childhood abuse it went through. In private, it would speak like a robot, though it could converse normally in public.
1 min read