Base Story

The basic story of The Spartan Housewives of NoVa, excluding Bonus Content and various news and promos
26
Apr
4th of July 1953: Roxy Nine

4th of July 1953: Roxy Nine

However, things took a turn when I attended our neighbor Betty [One]’s 4th of July party.
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25
Apr
4th of July 1953: Rose Eight

4th of July 1953: Rose Eight

Note from Gabriel Talman: I am having someone proofread this for AAVE but the proofreader was delayed. The grammar in
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24
Apr
4th of July 1953: Grace Seven

4th of July 1953: Grace Seven

* Joy at the chance to go to the self-improvement seminar that could cure my addiction to gambling.
1 min read
23
Apr
4th of July 1953: Marge Six

4th of July 1953: Marge Six

Dear Lou, Today I went to the 4th of July hoedown at [One]’s house, where we all celebrated our hard-won freedom from those damned limeys!
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22
Apr
4th of July 1953: Kath Five

4th of July 1953: Kath Five

Dearest Father, I am now embarking on another adventure!
4 min read
21
Apr
4th of July 1953: Joan Four

4th of July 1953: Joan Four

Sunflowers worship the sun
1 min read
20
Apr
4th of July 1953: Peggy Three

4th of July 1953: Peggy Three

Party Games
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19
Apr
4th of July 1953: Diane Two

4th of July 1953: Diane Two

The Perfidious Polly performs!
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18
Apr
4th of July 1953: Betty One

4th of July 1953: Betty One

The 4th of July party is finished and I feel finished as well. How am I supposed to celebrate my country when my country is giving me such terrible material to work with! No wonder the State Department is filled with Communists. NOBODY CAN FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS.
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17
Apr
Dr. Levi Levi's Memoirs Part 3

Dr. Levi Levi's Memoirs Part 3

“Ladies,” I said, “now that you are all here, would you like to come to my self-improvement seminar at Deep Creek Lake?”
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