Base Story

The basic story of The Spartan Housewives of NoVa, excluding Bonus Content and various news and promos
16
Apr
4th of July 1953 Invitation

4th of July 1953 Invitation

Content Warning N/A Esquire and Mrs. Robert [One] request the pleasure of your company at our Independence Day Poolside
1 min read
15
Apr
Dr. Levi Levi's Memoirs Part 2

Dr. Levi Levi's Memoirs Part 2

I shall now proceed with my first impressions and relationship with each Housewife.
6 min read
06
Mar
Betty One

Mardi Gras 1953 Invitation

Invitation to Betty One's Mardi Gras 1953 Party
1 min read
24
Feb
Excerpt from OK Boomer Episode 9

Excerpt from OK Boomer Episode 9

Content Warning In-universe religious discrimination The puppets BOOMER1 and NUKE2 arrive at a set of a bustling western town.
1 min read
23
Feb
Moving In: Martha Twelve

Moving In: Martha Twelve

Letter from Twelve to his British pen pal nicknamed Yorkie, dated February 10, 1953. Twelve had been exchanging letters with Yorkie ever since his junior high school did a pen pal program during the Blitz. The identity of Yorkie is still unknown.
3 min read
22
Feb
Moving In: Mary Eleven

Moving In: Mary Eleven

Report from Eleven to their handler at the Ministry of Internal Affair (To be reorganized into the KGB in March 1954).
2 min read
21
Feb
Moving In: Shirley Ten

Moving In: Shirley Ten

From Ten’s journal, dated February 9, 1953. It wrote its journal using this robot speak as a reaction to the horrific childhood abuse it went through. In private, it would speak like a robot, though it could converse normally in public.
1 min read
20
Feb
Moving In: Roxy Nine

Moving In: Roxy Nine

Unmailed handwritten text intended to be submitted to the magazine “Snow Bunny Confessions”, found in Nine’s desk in its handwriting.
2 min read
19
Feb
Moving In: Rose Eight

Moving In: Rose Eight

A letter from Eight to his “auntie”, Sugar Roberts, an older African-American woman who was his co-worker and mentor at the Florida Keys bar where Eight worked pre-marriage, dated February 11, 1953
3 min read
18
Feb
Moving In: Grace Seven

Moving In: Grace Seven

Seven’s Diary, titled “Notes for Confession”. He did not give any dates to the entries, but this entry was likely completed on February 12, 1953
1 min read