21
Apr
4th of July 1953: Joan Four
Sunflowers worship the sun
1 min read
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20
Apr
4th of July 1953: Peggy Three
Party Games
1 min read
19
Apr
4th of July 1953: Diane Two
The Perfidious Polly performs!
1 min read
18
Apr
4th of July 1953: Betty One
The 4th of July party is finished and I feel finished as well. How am I supposed to celebrate my country when my country is giving me such terrible material to work with! No wonder the State Department is filled with Communists. NOBODY CAN FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS.
6 min read
17
Apr
Dr. Levi Levi's Memoirs Part 3
“Ladies,” I said, “now that you are all here, would you like to come to my self-improvement seminar at Deep Creek Lake?”
8 min read
16
Apr
4th of July 1953 Invitation
Content Warning
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Esquire and Mrs. Robert [One]
request the pleasure of your company
at our
Independence Day Poolside
1 min read
15
Apr
Dr. Levi Levi's Memoirs Part 2
I shall now proceed with my first impressions and relationship with each Housewife.
6 min read
14
Apr
The Schedule
Tomorrow marks the start of Act 2.
1 min read
13
Apr
Happy Homestuck Day 2026!
It is a seventeen year anniversary of the beginning of Homestuck! Though SHNV is not a Homestuck fanfic and the Twelve Housewives do not correspond with the Twelve Trolls, I do feel I owe my origin to Andrew Hussie's webcomic.
2 min read
11
Apr
Pronouns for the Twelve Husbands
1. Bobby One: He/him
2. Paul Two: He/him
3. Michael Three: He/him
4. Louis Four: He/him