4th of July 1953: Shirley Ten

SYSTEM GO TO INDEPENDENCE DAY PARTY. SYSTEM BRING SPOUSE. SYSTEM BRING CARL AND LINDA. SYSTEM BRING LIME GELATIN SALAD.^[1] SYSTEM BRING SWIMSUIT.

OTHER GUESTS BRING SIDE DISHES. SIDE DISHES OF GUESTS:
[TWO]: DEVILED EGGS (ENTIRELY CONSUMED BY LLYWELLYN TWINS)
[THREE]: TOMATO ASPIC - FAILURE
[FOUR]: ORIENTAL GREEN BEANS WITH SUNFLOWERS
[FIVE]: ISRAELI SALAD
[SIX]: BAKED BEANS
[SEVEN]: MARINATED ARTICHOKE HEARTS
[EIGHT]: MACARONI SALAD
[NINE]: STUFFED GRAPE LEAVES
[ELEVEN]: FINGER SANDWICHES
[TWELVE]: ???
[ONE]: HOT POTATO SALAD. HOT? DOES NOT COMPUTE. ERROR, ERROR, ERROR.
ENGELBERT: SIDE NOT FOUND. HOSTESS NOT NOTICE?

CARL ENJOY POOL AND CLOWN. LINDA ENJOY CONVERSING WITH MR. [FIVE]. SPOUSE ENJOY CONVERSING WITH MR. [TWELVE]. SYSTEM TRY TO ENJOY PARTY. SYSTEM TRY TO CONVERSE WITH MRS. [FOUR], BUT OTHERS TRY TO CONVERSE WITH MRS. [FOUR]. SYSTEM IS SUBOPTIMAL AT PARTIES AND SOCIAL OCCASIONS. SYSTEM CAN ONLY RUN ENJOYMENT.EXE AT 100% POWER WHEN OBSERVING MODEL TRAINS IN BASEMENT WITH SPOUSE.

DOCTOR JOHAN ENGELBERT RUN SEMINAR.EXE. SYSTEM JOIN SEMINAR.EXE. SEMINAR EXECUTED IN DEEP CREEK LAKE. SYSTEM WILL RUN MORE OPTIMALLY IN SOCIAL OCCASIONS. SYSTEM WILL UPGRADE TO BE BETTER WIFE.

MAID NADINE DIXON WILL RUN MAID.EXE PROGRAM AFTER SEVEN MONTHS OF EMPLOYMENT.