Question 21: Does penis size matter?

Two: Does penis size matter? You bet your life it matters! Folks say, “it’s not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean.” But try getting across the Atlantic in a dinghy, when you can have the SS United States! Hot damn!
One: You were not in order to go first!
Two: Look, my hubby has a first class cock, I’m going first on this question.
One: I know penis size, I had my share of movie executives thinking I would be impressed with them, but I turned them all down in favor of my husband. And that husband has a large cock, the largest of all his political friends, but I did not interrupt the established order so that everyone would know that. It is clearly Martha’s turn to speak, so we should remain silent and listen.
Twelve: Well, um, I do like my husband’s large putz, um, penis, but I did not marry him for that.
One: Your husband has a large penis?
Ten: Mr. [Twelve] is six-foot-five, or about one-hundred-ninety-five-point-fifty-eight in centimeters.
One: I knew that. He’s far too tall and skinny.
Two: Maybe the queen’s consort doesn’t measure up, huh?
One: Shut up.
Three: Size does not matter. What is important is having a lover who will take care of all your needs and shower you with praise and affection.
Twelve: Yes, exactly that.
Three: Though, the stretch of a large manhood and the queer sensation of your core when it probes to the bottom is quite pleasant.
Twelve: Uh, wow.
Two: Sounds like you are talking from experience.
Five: As a war journalist with many brothers, I have seen a lot of peters, and none of them seem anything special to me. My husband has a large one, but that is not why I find him so damn interesting.
One: Jake has a large one?
Five: Yes, but it is far more interesting that he escaped from two POW camps, with my help of course.
One: Jake has a large one …
Four: I do not think it is proper for me to discuss my personal preferences on the matter, but I shall say it is a myth that Oriental men all have small penises.
Nine: Really?
Four: I shall say nothing more on the matter.
Eight: I think that hands are a much better erotic tool than penises.
Nine: Oh, wow. Tell me more.
Eight: I think it’s your turn to answer.
Nine: Oh, um, well, like Joan said, though the races have different penis sizes…
Four: I did not say that.
Nine: What is better is someone who has a large skillful hand, that can pluck a flower and tickle the ivories.
Eight: Oh, wow.
Two: Get a room.
Six: What is important with a pecker is making children! I remember when I had my wedding night with the hubby and he showed how big it got, from being a tiny thing to the size of a pony! But we have two children now, so it all worked out.
One: Bruce has a large penis??? Bruce?
Six: God just gives out these things randomly, you know.
Ten: I am glad that though my husband has a penis that is above average in length, it has a girth of only five centimeters or about two inches.
Six: Well, that’s one hell of a mental image. Is that a pecker or a dowsing rod?
Seven: I have not yet slept with any man but my husband, so I cannot answer.
One: Not yet? You plan to commit adultery?
Seven: I could be widowed.
Nine: Or predestination could lead her to sleep with another man.
Three: Predestination? Aren’t you supposed to be Greek Orthodox now?^[1]
Seven: Again, I do not know any man but my husband, so I cannot answer.
Eleven: I am in the same boat. I’m glad you ladies are having so much fun, but I’ve only had sex with my husband, and I’ll probably not have sex with anyone else. If he died, I don’t think I’d remarry.
One: Finally, a respectable answer to this disrespectful question.
Five: Wow, Miss Fisher, I wouldn’t have expected that answer from you, but that’s why you shouldn’t assume anything.