Esquire and Mrs. Robert [One]

request the pleasure of your company

at our

Independence Day Poolside Party

on Saturday, the Fourth of July

Nineteen Hundred and Fifty-Three,

starting at NOON

at [ADDRESS REDACTED]

Swimming * Clown Act * Gun Show

Schedule

Noon: Meet and greet
1pm: Grilling starts
2pm: Pool is open
3pm: The Perfidious Polly performs
5pm: Cocktail hour starts
6pm: Supper is served
9pm: Gun show and SAFE fireworks

Menu

Lunch

Cheese and pickle spread
Grilled hamburger, hot dogs, and chicken patties
Sides as provided by guests
Richbrau beer and Coca Cola
Star-shaped cookies

Supper

Virginia ham, fried chicken, BBQ beef brisket
Potato salad, tomato aspic, corn on the cob
Cocktails and non-alcoholic punch
Strawberry and blueberry chiffon cake

Please RSVP by July 1st and bring a side dish containing NO SHELLFISH.