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# Miss Fisher's Campfire Notes - Day 30
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- Published: 2026-06-21T09:00:57.000Z
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- Description: Question 30: What did you enjoy the most about this seminar?
- Author: Gabriel Scheherazade
- Tags: Act 2, Housewives, Base Story

#### Content Warning

Mention of masturbation and secondhand embarrassment, discussion of alcoholism

# Question 30: What did you enjoy the most about this seminar?

**One:** What I enjoyed most about this seminar was improving myself. I feel greatly improved from what I was when I first arrived. And I believe I can be a better wife, mother, and host after this. I mean hostess.  
**Two:** It was funny when Betty caught Martha jacking off in the showers and raised a riot. You’d think Onan hadn’t gotten there first, the way Betty talked.  
**Twelve:** Oh, my god.  
**One:** Glad you found that amusing, clown.  
**Two:** Yeah, this month has been chocked full of entertaining moments. Lots of inspiration.  
**Three:** I have found it inspiring too. I managed to fill up an entire notebook worth of poetry. I think it’s the best material I have ever written.[\[1\]](#fn1)  
**Four:** The stately linden tree. That is all.  
**Five:** I really enjoyed this. It felt like I was going on a real adventure again, especially when I went with Marge to pick up provisions every week.  
**Six:** I did like picking up provisions with her, even though she did kept insisting I stop the bus to take a picture all the time.  
**Five:** But then we did have fun when we stopped at that quarry to swim. Even though we did forget our swimming costumes.  
**Six:** Yeah…shame.  
**Seven:** I liked the solitude of being away from news about sports. Though I do keep thinking of the start of the NFL season. And hockey. Still, I feel I will be able to keep away from gambling.  
**Three:** I did not drink a drop of liquor! That is, once I ran out of secret vodka and went through the DTs. Dr. Engelbert has really cured us.  
**Eight:** I have enjoyed being away from the house. I don’t know if I have improved any, but I enjoyed being around friends.  
**Nine:** I enjoyed being around my best friend, Rose.  
**One:** I enjoyed being around Mary, but not as much as you enjoyed being around Rose.  
**Eleven:** Yes, I enjoyed being around Betty, but what I enjoyed most is being around everyone from the cul de sac.  
**Ten:** I think I am becoming used to being around other people. It is becoming part of my programming.  
**Twelve:** Everyone else is looking forward. But I gotta say, camping with all you girls is reminding me of my childhood when I went to the Catskill Mountains with my troop.  
**Eleven:** You were in the Girl Scouts?  
**Twelve:** No, it was a co-ed group called the Young Pioneers.  
**One:** The Young Pioneers! So you are a Commie?  
**Twelve:** What? Huh? No! Are they a Communist front?  
**One:** Communist front? The Young Pioneers are the entire store!  
**Six:** Girl, the Young Pioneers are the Soviet form of scouting. How the Hell do you not know that?  
**Twelve:** Huh, they didn’t really teach us about Marxism, just how to pitch a tent and whittle wood.  
**One:** I can’t believe I spent a month with a Communist.  
**Eleven:** Martha was only a child then. And she is an adult now, who is not a Communist at all.  
**Twelve:** Yeah, my parents took me out of it after the summer of 1939.[\[2\]](#fn2) And anyway, I only spent two years in it.  
**Eleven:** See? She’s not a Communist.  
**One:** I suppose you are right. She’s just a stupid, stupid girl.  
**Eleven:** This does show how much the Communist infiltrated New York City, especially the Jewish population. Thankful fighters like Joseph McCarthy and Roy Cohn are working to clean it up.  
**One:** Yes, maybe we can get away from the Sodom and Gomorrah of the ‘30s before we all turn into pillars of salt.  
**Five:** I think if everyone went through this self-improvement seminar, we could see a better world.  
**One:** As long as we don’t invite the Communists …  
**Five:** Wow, Miss Fisher, that was quite a poignant sentiment. We will surely all be friends until the very end indeed.

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1. Three later spilled a bottle of red wine on this notebook. [↩︎](#fnref1)
2. On August 24, 1939, the Nazis and the Soviets signed a non-aggression pact so they could focus on their common enemy: the Golem. [↩︎](#fnref2)