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# Miss Fisher's Campfire Notes - Day 2
- URL: https://the-spartan-housewives-of-nova.ghost.io/miss-fishers-campfire-notes-day-2/
- Published: 2026-06-18T09:00:20.000Z
- Updated: 2026-06-18T09:00:20.000Z
- Author: Gabriel Scheherazade
- Tags: Act 2, Housewives, Base Story

#### Content Warning

Mention of Betty One's traumatic past, religious guilt

## Question 2: Why are you dressed the way you are currently dressed now?

**One:** Look, what I am wearing right now is women’s clothes. I made these clothes specifically in my own women’s sewing room to be worn specifically by me, a woman. My late sister, may she rest in peace, said this did not count as violating the Biblical prohibition of cross-dressing and she would have been a nun if she wasn’t meant to be a mother. Or rather, meant to be martyred by the godless Soviets. Anyway, I am still a good Catholic woman.  
**Eight:** The tailoring on the trousers is excellent.  
**One:** Thank you.  
**Seven:** I dress this way when I go to gambling den. It is breaking canon law, but I feel more comfortable dressing this way.  
**One:** It is disgraceful the way you are dressed like a gangster. My outfit is restrained. aAnd also, again, I specifically tailored these clothes for myself.  
**Seven:** I agree. Though I also did tailor these clothes myself.  
**One:** Oh.  
**Seven:** This is a sin I will repent for with Father Ostiguy. May God preserve me long enough to repent of it.  
**One:** I will let him know how vulgar this outfit was. That shirt is shiny enough to see my face in it.  
**Two:** I am dressed like this because Adrian was supposed to give me a whole line of gorgeous gowns made of taffeta and silk for this camping trip. bBut his car broke down in Albuquerque, so I am stuck wearing short pants and a Hawaiian shirt again.  
**Twelve:** You know Adrian? I asked Betty if she met Adrian and she hadn’t.  
**One:** She doesn’t know Adrian. It’s a joke, like they have in movies. She’s a clown, remember?  
**Five:** I am not wearing pants. That’s vulgar. I am wearing slacks. I never wear skirts when I am in the woods, or in the jungle, or the desert. It just isn’t a practical way to travel.  
**Six:** I am dressed in pants because Kath is right on this, you just don’t wear skirts on a camping trip.  
**Five:** See? We can all find common ground.  
**Six:** Oh, don’t start this now.  
**Three:** I am dressed like this since I can concentrate better on nature and words if I am not bogged down in a skirt.  
**Twelve:** Yeah, women’s clothes are so gorgeous but they make me feel exhausted. When I am at home, I just go around wearing a bathrobe.  
**One:** Probably the rattiest bathrobe there is.  
**Eight:** I am dressed this way because I feel like wearing this today. Simple as that.  
**Nine:** I am not wearing pants, I am wearing cut-off jeans. No pants legs here!  
**Eight:** Your bootie —- your bum looks very good in that.  
**Ten:** I am wearing the clothes that are most efficient for this situation.  
**Four:** Unlike the rest of you, I am not wearing pants, slacks, trousers, or shorts. I am wearing a hakama.  
**Eleven:** I did not think there was anything strange in how I am dressed, though it is funny we are all dressed this way.  
**Two:** It was funnier when we all came to the Mardi Gras party dressed as Groucho Marx.  
**One:** Not all of us. I was dressed as Captain Hook.  
**Two:** Yeah, anyway I should have won that contest.  
**Five:** Wow, Miss Fisher, that's a great costume idea! I wish you had attended the party. Maybe we should have a costume party here?  
**One:** Not when I haven't packed my Captain Hook costume.  
**Twelve:** Can we go eat now?